The Pit

A homosexual fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.
A religious fundamentalist came along and said, "You deserve your pit."
A psychologist came along and said, "Accept your pit. That way, you'll be happy."
A religious liberal came along and said, "Your pit is God's beautiful gift to you."
A gay activist came along and said, "Fight for the right to stay in your pit."
A researcher came along and said "Discrimination against pits is illegal."
A charismatic came along and said, "Just confess that you're not in that pit."
Respectable people came by and said, "We don't associate with pit-dwellers."
The homosexual's mother came by and said, "It's your father's fault you're in that pit."
The homosexual's father came by and said, "It's your mother's fault you're in that pit."
The homosexual's wife came along and said, "It's all my fault you're in that pit."

But Jesus, seeing the man, loved him, and reaching into the pit, put His arms around the man and pulled him out.